Tips for aspiring poets – a poem

Go plant some carrots,
throw your mother-in-law under a car.
See how far you can pee.
Eat bleach,
drink baking soda.
Go to tango on your own and
fetch a broomstick as partner.
Kill a mockingbird,
poison a cat.
But whatever you do, don’t write poetry.
Take it from a drunkard,
it’s hard deciphering the gibberish I come up with,
in the middle of the frightful night.
Choose a different hobby.
Stamp collecting seems to be nice.
But DON’T become a POET.