Relaxation therapy – a poem

Feel your toes,
pull them backwards,
feel the strain and relax.
I am bored giving this lesson every week, so I’ll summarize.
Feel and stretch all of your body parts and relax.
‘Do I have to stretch my penis too, miss?’
‘No, Michael, keep that safely tucked away please,’ she sighed.
Next, she told a story we had to imagine us,
but I fell asleep.
Relaxation therapy is a good way to do really absolutely nothing.

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